Look: You already know what they’re going to say. How they’re going to act. How weird everyone will feel about it. How they hate that you use a plural pronoun to refer to them.
So here are some links to help you through the tedium.
Happy Thanksgiving.
You can send gifts anonymously.
Get yourself that perfect thing to wear this Christmas.
Everybody's plates are full in ways not everyone can see.
You can help progress take slightly less than forever to happen.
And you know, information really is power.
And then let them just keep shouting into a void.
You can make safety a priority.
Plan on curling up with a good book after the festivities are over.
But don’t fret too much. Like all things, this too shall pass.
The diagrams are great.
The links were the perfect seasoning for the meal.
The combination of nerdy, acidic but sweet, and sticking your toe *just* across the line is phenomenal.