And no broken NDAs, because in vagueness there is plenty of room for both metaphor and safety.
1: Work must appeal to both internal and external audiences simltaneously.
2: Sell the treatment, not the cure—preferably via hard-to-cancel subscription.
3: The grosser the audience, the more you must make them feel superior.
4: Everyone and everything is gorgeous if the light is dim enough, and sometimes, you must dim that light yourself.
5: If the product sucks, great marketing will euthanize it—so don’t get too clever if you want to keep that retainer coming in.
6: Sometimes the writing is on the wall and it’s all 4-letter words.
7: Don’t regret who and what you work for. That regret stains you.
8: There’s always money in overthinking other people’s problems.
9: Never let yourself think you know any better than anybody else.
10: Flattery will get you pretty much everywhere.
I don't understand it, but I like the pictures.