It’s April Fool’s Day, a tedious ‘holiday’ of terrible attempts at corporate humor and an excuse for bonus bullying. On this day in particular, the opposite of a prank is called for.
A knarp, if you will: a kind-hearted, well-intentioned action that boosts energy and joy.
Pranks are words used to compose sentences of disdain.
Knarps are action-poems written with kindnesses.
Knarp Type 1:
Objects of Understanding
A gift that solves a recipient’s problem shows that the giver is paying attention.
Knarp Type 2:
Unrequested Support
Because if you have to ask, it feels more like charity than love.
Knarp Type 3:
Pains Prevented
If you can save someone a few minutes of trouble, you’ll save their entire day.
Knarp Type 4:
Spontaneous Back-Up
The more people there to help, the less daunting any task seems.
Knarp Type 5:
Slack in the System
Give people little more time, a little more space, and there will be a lot less stress for all involved.
Knarp Type 6:
Rebalancing Attention
Your eye-contact and time is proof to someone that they matter.
Knarp Type 7:
Long-Term Surprises
Begin an act of kindness now that won’t be revealed for a while to remind someone that they have always mattered.
Knarp Type 8:
Automatic Respect
People prove themselves worthy by existing, not by doing tricks for an audience.
Knarp Type 9:
Ubiquitous Hospitality
Make everyone feel welcome everywhere, no matter where you are, and wherever you are will be a safer place.
Knarp Type 10:
Spotlight Redirection
Pass compliments like hot potatoes, and everyone feels warmer.