21 Spooky Triangles Where Things Get Lost

Bermuda is just the beginning.

I know this is supposed to be a “top ten” list but sometimes I get on a roll and go over that number. I’m sorry or you’re welcome (depending on your mood on this fine day).

Anyway:

21 Spooky Triangles Where Things Get Lost:

We all know about the Bermuda Triangle:

But have you ever found yourself in the Responsible Adult Triangle:

Or the White Collar Triangle:

We have all lost things in the Lint Triangle:

And it sucks here in the Poor-Ass Triangle:

The Bigot Triangle is also a bad place:

Related: the Think Of Your Mother Triangle:

Beware the Saturday After The Layoff Triangle:

But make your way to the Fuel Triangle on Sunday:

And the scariest thing about the Mutilated Purpose Triangle is that you don’t even realize you’re in it until it’s too late to escape:

The You Are Just Overreacting Triangle is huge, by the way:

While the Never Stood Up For Themselves Triangle can be practically seen from space while also fitting neatly into many closets:

Beware the Triangle That Links the Cubicles:

But stay in the Triangle of Coziness as long as you possibly can:

That is, if you can flee the Triangle of Exhausted Adults:

The Unconventionally & Unknowingly Hot Triangle:

The Nobody’s Indestructible Triangle:

Might just lead you into the Maybe Nobody’s Entirely Right, Either Triangle:

So then you get sucked into the Rabbithole Triangle:

But once you’ve been rummaging around the world for long enough, you find yourself in the I Know Who I Am Triangle:

And if you’ve never been in the I Should Apologize Triangle, you’re either evil or sad.