A set of pep talks for the magical creature you see in the mirror.

Haley Joel Osment voice: I SEE GOOD PEOPLE

I need to warn you that I am extremely left-handed. I’m I wish I could drive a mail truck so the steering wheel is where it’s supposed to be and I slice food in scary ways and it’s hard to watch left-handed.

Which is how I made you these little pep-talks that you can pretty much only read if you hold them up to a mirror.

1: You deserve to live your best life, ya silly goose.

2: You’re different, and so is everybody else, which is honestly humanity’s best hope.

3: You belong even if you don’t fit in. There’s a big, weird difference.

4: You’re getting there. You really are.

5: You have so many more fans than trolls. Team You is formidable.

6: Just you being nearby is helping.

7: You can absolutely do that stupid little task and not die or even cry all that much.

8: You can’t rush greatness—and if you try to, you will have a breakdown.

9: You’re already the good-looking protagonist you’ve been waiting for.

10: You can be the verb you need to feel in the world.

I hope this experiment gave you the opposite of a headache. :)