America: in ten points.
It's the Fourth of July, so here's a star about 'Merca.
The building blocks of a nation:
The Americans blew up a whale.
The Americans blew up each other.
The Americans lost their minds in Cleveland.
The Americans watch these kinds of things live.
The Americans cannot be fucking serious.
The Americans eat like they have health insurance.
The Americans must be mindful of the zombie-cooties.
The Americans gatekeep so much.
The Americans never freaking learn.
The Americans have way too many guns for this to ever really catch on.
'merikka!