Suburban McMansions & Face Tattoos & Human Babies

Not everything is for everyone.

“That’ll cost you at least $300,000 over the course of your life!”

“I never thought you were THAT kind of person.”

“Your life is going to change ENTIRELY.”

“Admit it: what you’re into makes other people want to curl up and die.”

“A lot of people think yours is REALLY ugly.”

“It’s your life, I guess.”

“You’ll probably only want to hang out with other people who have one, now.”

“It’s really going to limit your career options, you know.”

“Sure, it’s trendy now, but in 20 years it will not be cute AT ALL.”

“Live that dream. Happy for you.”