Wonka & Roy

Squirrelly villains who both suck at estate planning

I know Succession ended forever ago but there are such crazy echoes of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory all over that show that I had to do this today.

10 chunks of uncanny apophonia connecting those 2 tales:

This is fairly straightforward.

It starts getting weird.

Oh no, consequences!

Parents enable the destruction.

You’ll be okay because you’re a tough fucking bitch.

Come with me, and you’ll be, in a world of OSHA violations…

Shit-shows!

You can get up and do something at any time, dude.

There’s a glass ceiling in the elevator.

Rich people are miserable.